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WAKA WAKA GONE WRONG!

Now playing : "WAKA WAKA" BY Brymo olawale.     For those of y'all who don't know, My name is actually Olamide and "Lharmi" is curled and refurbished from O"lami"de and one funny thing about me is that, I DEY WAKA, I LIKE WAKA WAKA, I LIKE TO DEY COMMOT, HAVE FUN AND JUST CHILL OUT. INFACT, AJALA THE TRAVELLER NO DO REACH ME! But this particular WAKA-WAKA put me in serious trouble. Get your popcorn and cold gingered zobo ready, It's story time!     Graduating list came out and apparently my name was on the list and damn Boy! I was happy and indifferent at the same time but because my Eyes had seen " shege " in this school and I was finally leaving, it made me atleast HAPPY but the rule of the school was that before the proper Graduation, it was required that we do clearance which was like another battle entirely so I travelled down to Ilorin to begin this clearance early enough in order not to be frustrated in the process and al...

RANTS; MY FINAL YEAR WEEK DRAMA!

   I had planned for my final year week with the rest of my squaddd! Like I was really ready to turn up and give everybody else a Run for their drip, Swag and Money till SICKNESS happened! not normal sickness o, I WAS SICK TO MY SOUL! I LEGIT THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE!😂😂😂💀 it first started with body temperature o, normal levels😂 but from body temperature I started becoming very weak, I couldn't talk or do anything, i was vomitting, sweating and alladat. The only thing I could to remember was Tunde, my bunkie holding me and semi-carrying me to the Clinic, ahhh!! Isn't this the devil? Final Year week was starting in 3 days and all my plans to slay was going to nut! Jesu.....     I had plan to pull-up a SPECIAL KIND OF DRIP on the sign-out day but all this was happening?!       *********** I got to the clinic, tunde my bunkie, stabbed all his classes and sat there, I just laid at the clinic almost lifeless till it was my turn, and as soon as it ...

NEVER DID I EVER THINK I WILL TAKE LIFE THIS SERIOUS; REALITY 207.

    See ehn, since I graduated from the university last year, life has been giving me Hard-core from different sides, reality showed me yet another shade again😂😂😂 Nysc started and I really hated where I was working but COVID-19 came and now I'm home and I don't get to go to that yeye plaize, Hallelujah somebody😂🏃 Heck, I wasn't going to work and I was loving ittt, I mean, peace of mind, no traffic wahala and I was glowing up in the first week but after the third week the whole thing was tiring, I resumed my Houseboy Extraòrdinaire duties in my father's house and it was worse than normal and Jesus?! I needed a job!!!!!!!!!!!      Now, if you know me, you will definately know that my energy is basically to enjoy and catch fun, turn up etc. My body is 100% against stress and small wahala like this I'm sick but I needed a job and since money will not come and meet on my Bed, I need to start searching for a job! I never ever really thought that I will have a...

"Resist the urge to shalaye"

       "Resist the urge to shalaye"        Over time, Nigerians created the slang "resist the urge to shalaye" some even say To shalaye is human, to gbenudake is divine" I use to wonder what this really meant till I experienced  what this situation meant, grab your popcorn and zobo! it's story time.       My name is Yvonne, 24, second class upper graduate of Geology and mineral science. I had finished school 4 years ago, no job, no Money, it was basically my hairdressing skills that was helping me survive which was bringing very little money, my friends were very supportive especially Tomi, always helping me and sorting me out one way or the other. I was Happy and grateful for her, she got a job as the senior H.R Manager just after graduation and she was doing very fine, I on the other side was just trying to survive. I kept on pushing, built my skills and kept on applying for jobs, my parents were tired already, I just had ...

UNIVERSITY ROOMATES; My eyes don see!!!!!!! EPISODE 2

UNIVERSITY ROOMATES; My eyes don see!!!!!!! EPISODE 2.     Welcome to episode 2 guys! Hope you read episode 1?   *****************     I left Lagos and returned back to school for my Penultimate year, as I sat in the bus, I reminisced over the terrible experiences I had with roommates in my 200 level, I had remember this at home and seriously begged my parents to allow me stay off-campus but they were clearly not having it, they had made up their mind that  "I would be staying in school hostel till I graduate and there was  nothing I could do to change that!" sighhh.....    I booked hostel online, paid and sorted everything and as soon as I got to school I went straight to the Hall to register and hopefully move in, on completing my hostel registration, I was allocated to a room of 6! 6? 6  bawo? I sha got to the room and moved in, I was the first to move in and I picked the best of everything lol, I still cringed that I had to...

NIGERIAN POLICE?; TUEH!!!!!!

NIGERIAN POLICE?; TUEH!!!!!!     I had gone to the market to get Tshirts for my customers, Corona virus is still out in full glory but A Babyboy has to survive because money will not fall from heaven and since it was an #allmanforhimselfSEASON! I did what I had to do; Take business Orders and deliveries. I left my house in Gbagada and i was off to get T-shirts at Ekò market and deliver them at ojodu-Berger, Ha! See Waka-Waka! In this corona Era! Afi suuru. Getting to the bus park, I figured that the transportation fare had doubled by 3 and this wasn't what I planned for. I still entered the bus, My Egungun was not prepared and I was obviously approaching the express, Hmmmmn. I had no choice. I got to Ekò market, walked and struggled to get to my customers shop and at the same time observe the Covid-19 safety/ precautionary measures. What was I? A joke lmaooo😂😂😂 I still tried to be very careful and cautious afterall they say " At all na In bad pass ". I did my thi...

Tinúadé mi òwón

Tinúadé mi òwón Aunty Tinuade is my street aunty, 24years old with 3 kids. No degree, just an hairdressing skill. Married to a "goat" sorry a man. Tinuade is a beautiful young lady, VERY BEAUTIFUL . She came to my house regularly and we often had conversions, the last major discussion i had with aunty tinu was in my200 level days, according to her, her major achievement in life was to get married and have kids. "afterall thats a woman's life "she said.     ***Fine you're not educated but why reason like this?*** Why such a terrible mentality? I spoke, explained and even begged her😐 how on earth would your major achievement be to get married and have kids? She kuku discarded my advice and said I was too young. Oh well what would a 16 year old 200level student like me have known about life, accomplishments and achievements?        Today i saw aunty tinu again, I was so happy, but something was wrong, she was not looking like the blessed married she though...